We need a HERO!!!

Just to kick off, here's a suggestion for our very own land.

Illegal drugs are more of a problem the world over than I thought. What does a super-problem need to solve? A superhero, of course!
We need a hero to defend this noble country (and indeed the entire world!) against the scourge that the international drug trade has become. No longer are we to be satisfied with the arrest of small fry; we go after those taking these people to their doom. We need a hero to rescue the trade's victims the world over! A hero to bring the full weight of justice against these perpetrators of destruction! A hero with powers enough to bring down barons and drug-pushing governments, a hero we all can look up to in our moments of darkness.

You probably won't be seeing Captain Narcobuster in comics anytime soon, though, much less in real life. (A short story maybe; I may get round to it sometime) But then again, haven't we solved superhero-type problems before?

So, leaders, loosen your ties. Imagine what CN would to to the illegal drug trade had he the international power. For by examining our heroes, we examine ourselves. What we want, what we dream. And what we would do.