TOP TEN USES FOR A SWIMMING POOL

10.) Actually exercising.

9.) Pretending your swimsuit has another purpose besides catching attention.

8.) As the MOST prominent feature in condominium ads.

7.) As a symbol of decadent living, especially if empty.

6.) An empty, rubbish-filled one as a horror game setting a la Condemned: Criminal Origins.

5.) As a Chekov's prop in MediaCorp dramas--when a scene is shot beside one, a character must fall in before a new scene begins.

4.) See (5). A second character often jumps in to rescue the first, but realises he/she can't swim.

3.) For executing troublesome teenage secret agents (Stormbreaker).

2.) An excuse to get ultra-conservatives riled up (see 9)

1.) TOP SPOT GOES TO...
As a target for diving. When empty.